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Walking home from our house Christmas Eve, |
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You can say there's no such thing as Santa, |
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But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. |
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She'd been drinking too much eggnog, |
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And we begged her not to go, |
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But she'd left her medication, |
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So she stumbled out the door into the snow. |
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When they found her Christmas morning, |
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At the scene of the attack, |
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There were hoofprints on her forehead, |
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And incriminating claw marks on her back. |
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer, |
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Walking home from our house Christmas Eve, |
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You can say there's no such thing as Santa, |
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But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. |
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Now we're all so proud of Grandpa, |
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He's been taking this so well, |
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See him in there watching football, |
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Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel. |
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It's not Christmas without Grandma, |
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All the family's dressed in black, |
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And we just can't help but wonder, |
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Should we open up her gifts or send them back. |
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer, |
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Walking home from our house Christmas Eve, |
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You can say there's no such thing as Santa, |
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But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. |
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Now the goose is on the table, |
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And the pudding made of fig, |
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And a blue and silver candle, |
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That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig. |
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I've warned all my friends and neighbours, |
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Better watch out for yourselves, |
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They should never give a licence, |
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To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves. |
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer, |
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Walking home from our house Christmas Eve, |
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You can say there's no such thing as Santa, |
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But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. |
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