| Eb | Fm | A | long time ago, when the | earth was green, |
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| Bb | Eb | There was | more kinds of animals than | you’ve ever seen. |
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| Fm | They’d run around free while the | earth was being born, |
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| Eb | Fm | Bb | Eb | But the | loveliest of them all was the | u | ni | corn. |
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| | Eb | Fm | | There were | green alligators, and | long-necked geese, |
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| | Bb | Eb | | Some | humpty-back camels and some | chimpanzees, |
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| | Fm | | Some cats and rats and elephants, but | sure as you’re born, |
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| | Eb | Fm | Bb | Eb | | The | loveliest of all was the | u | ni | corn. |
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| Eb | Fm | Now | God seen some sinnin’ and it | gave Him pain, |
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| Bb | Eb | And He | said, „Stand back, I’m going to | make it rain.“ |
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| Fm | He said, „Hey, brother Noah, I’ll | tell you what to do, |
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| Eb | Fm | Bb | Eb | | Build me a | float | ing | zoo. And take some of them... |
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| | Eb | Fm | | | Green alligators, and | long-necked geese, |
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| | Bb | Eb | | Some | humpty-back camels and some | chimpanzees, |
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| | Fm | | Some cats and rats and elephants, but | sure as you’re born, |
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| | Eb | Fm | Bb | Eb | | | Don’t you forget my | u | ni | corn. |
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| Eb | Fm | Old | Noah was there to | answer the call, |
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| Bb | Eb | He | finished up makin’ the ark just as the | rain started to fall, |
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| Fm | He marched in the animals | two by two, |
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| Eb | Fm | Bb | Eb | And he | called out as | they | went | through, „Hey, Lord, I got you... |
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| | Eb | Fm | | „ | Green alligators, and | long-necked geese, |
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| | Bb | Eb | | Some | humpty-back camels and some | chimpanzees, |
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| | Eb | Fm | | | Some cats and rats and elephants, but | Lord I’m so ferlorned, |
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| | Eb | Fm | Bb | Eb | | I | just can’t see no | u | ni | corn.“ |
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| Eb | Fm | Then | Noah looked out through the | drivin’ rain, |
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| Eb | Them unicorns were hidin’, | playin’ silly games. |
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| Fm | Kickin’ and splashin’ while the | rain was pourin’, |
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| Eb | Fm | Bb | Eb | | Oh them silly | | uni | corns. |
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| | Eb | Fm | | There were | green alligators, and | long-necked geese, |
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| | Bb | Eb | | Some | humpty-back camels and some | chimpanzees, |
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| | Eb | Fm | | Noah | cried, „Close the door, ’cause the | rain is pourin’, |
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| | Eb | Fm | Bb | Eb | | And | we just can’t wait for | no | uni | corn.“ |
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| Eb | Fm | The | ark started moving, it | drifted with the tide, |
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| Bb | Eb | Them | unicorns looked up from their | rocks and they cried. |
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| Fm | And the waters came down and sort of | floated them away, |
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(Spoken) And that’s why you’ve never seen a unicorn to this very day. |
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| | Eb | Fm | | You’ll see | green alligators, and | long-necked geese, |
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| | Bb | Eb | | Some | humpty-back camels and some | chimpanzees, |
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| | Fm | | Some cats and rats and elephants, but | sure as you’re born, |
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| | Eb | Fm | Bb | Eb | Eb | Fm | Fm | | You’re | never gonna see no (Slowly) | u | ni | corn. | | | |
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New Lyrics by Andrew McKee |
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| Eb | Fm | | Now you might think this is the | ending to the song, |
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| Bb | Eb | But | I’ll have to tell you friends that in | fact your wrong |
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| Fm | You see, Unicorns are magical, so when the | rain started pouring, |
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| Eb | Fm | Bb | Eb | They | grew them | selves some wings and they | took to | soaring. |
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| | Eb | Fm | | You’ll see | green alligators and | long-necked geese |
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| | Bb | Eb | | Some | humpty backed camels and some | chimpanzees |
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| | Fm | | But if you’re looking for the unicorns, | don’t be forlorn, |
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| | Eb | Fm | Bb | Eb | | The | second star to the right and straight on | un | til | morning. |
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