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I Like Chinese



            Spoken:
            The world today seems absolutely crackers,
            With nuelear bombs to blow us all
            There are tools and idiots sitting on the trigger,
            It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why:
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They only come up to your knees,
F#m 
Yet they're always friendly, and
Bm 
they're ready to please.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
There's nine hundred million of
them in the world today,
F#m 
You'd better learn to like them,
Bm 
that's what I say.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're
F#m Bm 
cuddly, and they're ready to please.
I like Chinese food,
The waiters never are rude,
Think of the many things they've
done to impress,
F#m Bm 
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess.
So I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
like their tiny little trees,
F#m Bm 
Their Zen, their Ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese.
I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
F#m 
The Cinese will survive us all
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without any doubt.
So, I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees,
F#m 
Yet they are wise and they're witty
Bm 
and are ready to please.
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
Their food if guaranteed to please,
F#m Bm 
fourteen, a seven, a nine and lynchees.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
like their tiny little trees,
F#m 
Their Zen, their ping-pong,
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their yin and yang-ese.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese ...



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