| | F# | Ab | | If you wanna be | happy for the rest of your | life |
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| | Fm | Bbm | | Never make a | pretty woman your | wife |
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| | F# | Ab | | So from my | personal point of | view |
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| | C# | | Get an ugly girl to marry | you |
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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life |
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Never make a pretty woman your wife |
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So from my personal point of view |
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Get an ugly girl to marry you |
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| C# | Bbm | | A pretty woman makes a man look | small |
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| Ab | C# | And | very often causes his | downfall |
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As soon as he married her |
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Then she starts doin' the things that will break his heart |
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But if you make an ugly woman your wife |
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You'll be happy for the rest of your life |
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An ugly woman cooks your meals on time |
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An she'll always treat you kind |
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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life |
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Never make a pretty woman your wife |
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So from my personal point of view |
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Get an ugly girl to marry you |
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Don't let your friends say you have no taste |
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Go ahead and marry her anyway |
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Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match |
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Take it from me, she's a better catch |
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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life ... |
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