| Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste |
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I've been around for long, long years I've stolen many a man's soul and faith |
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I was around when Jesus Christ had his moments of doubt and pain |
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I made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate |
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Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, |
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but what's puzzling you, is the nature of my game |
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I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was time for a change |
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I killed the Czar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain |
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I rode a tank, held a gen'ral's rank, |
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when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank |
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Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, |
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but what's puzzling you, is the nature of my game |
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I watched with glee while your kings and queens, |
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fought for ten decades for the gods they made |
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I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?", when after all it was you and me |
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So let me please introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste |
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And I lay traps for troubadours, who get killed before they reach Bombay |
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Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, |
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but what's confusing you, is the nature of my game |
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Just as every cop is criminal, and all the sinners, Saints |
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As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer, 'cause I'm in need of some restraint |
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So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste |
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Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste |
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Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, |
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but what's puzzling you, is the nature of my game |
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