| Hey there, people, I’m Bobby Brown |
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They say I’m the cutest boy in town |
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My car is fast, my teeth is shiney |
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I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie |
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Here I am at a famous school |
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I’m dressin’ sharp’n’ I’m acting cool |
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I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper |
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Let her do all the work’n’ maybe later I’ll rape her |
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Oh God I am the American dream |
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I do not think I’m too extreme |
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An’ I’m a handsome sonofabitch |
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I’m gonna get a good job’n’ be real rich |
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(get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job) |
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Came creepin’ all across the nation |
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I tell you people, I was not ready |
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When I fucked that dyke by the name of Freddie |
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She made a little speech then |
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Aw, she tried to make me say when |
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She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick |
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I guess it’s still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick |
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Oh God I am the American dream |
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But now I smell like Vaseline |
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An’ I’m a miserable sonofabitch |
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Am I a boy or a lady ...? I don’t know which |
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(I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder) |
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So I went out’n’ bought me a leisure suit |
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I jingle my change, but I’m still kinda’ cute |
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Got a job doin’ radio promo |
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An’ none of the jocks can even tell I’m a homo |
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Eventually me’n’ a friend |
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Sorta drifted along into S&M |
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I can take about an hour on the tower of power |
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Long as I gets little golden shower |
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Oh God I am the American dream |
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With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream |
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An’ I’ll do anything to get ahead |
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I lay awake nights sayin’, „Thank you, Fred“ |
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Oh God, Oh God, I’m so fantastic ! |
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Thanks to Freddie, I’m a sexual spastic |
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And my name is Bobby Brown |
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Watch me now; I’m goin’ down |
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And my name is Bobby Brown |
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Watch me now; I’m goin’ down |
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And my name is Bobby Brown |
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Watch me now; I’m goin’ down |
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